The shirt shows a white curved ramp descending from left to right. At the top left ledge, a dashed empty circle. At the bottom right flat, a solid white ball. Above both, in white capitals: I HAD POTENTIAL. That is the whole design. No gradient, no shadow, no arrow. The joke is not in the…

The shirt shows four letters and a period, centered, lowercase, and very small on a dark ground. No animal. No slogan in a banner. No exclamation point. Just meh. — and the period is doing more work than the word. That period is the argument. Without it, meh is a sound you make when someone…

The shirt reads LET’S ROOT FOR EACH OTHER AND WATCH EACH OTHER GROW. Around the words, four root vegetables — carrot, radish, beet, onion — smile up from soil, their roots drawn down into the dirt. The lettering wraps the whole group. Nobody is above anybody. The roots are visible, which is the part I…

The shirt is a rectangle of black-and-white speckle, a dark binding strip down the left side, and a white ruled label headed COMPOSITION. Inside that label, an outlined ghost and an outlined pumpkin sit on the ruled lines. That is the whole design. It is a printed notebook cover, not a physical notebook, and the…

The shirt says meh. in large, bold, white lowercase letters on a dark ground. No animal. No slogan underneath. No exclamation point. Just the word, the period, and a lot of dark fabric around it. That is the whole design, and it is worth sitting with for a minute, because the visual loudness and the…